Once upon a time, I realized that not only did I have too many PIGS in my life, so did many of my friends, friends of friends, and relatives. Some of them wanted revenge on these PIGS, and some of their methods were a bit destructive: flattening tires….
, replacing shampoo with Nair® (mullets were in — not good), pouring sugar in the gas tank, lacing brownies with Ex-Lax®… the list goes on and on. I needed a less destructive way to get the sweet satisfaction of revenge without the carnage. That’s why I invented the Pig Board.
Ohhhh, the feeling of that snout peg penetrating the nose on the picture of a PIG who really deserved it. Now that’s satisfaction! As the PIG is officially snouted, friends stand around cheering, and celebrate with their favorite piggy drink. And of course, the more snorting and oinking, the better. Everyone squeals with delight and satisfaction when a PIG is snouted. And PIGS: rather than being offended, you should be grateful for all the tires, heads of hair, gas tanks and skid marks the Pig Board has prevented!
A PIGture really is worth a thousand words. I hope that you all will be in hog heaven and have as much fun and enjoyment as it has brought so many others.
Hi I'm Ham Hock!
