Testimonials

When  I  worked  for  an  airline,  I  was  engaged  to  a  pilot.      I  met  the  man  of  my  dreams  while  vacationing  in   Italy.      We  were  head  over  heals  with  each  other.    Well,  one  day  at  work  while  I  was  boarding  a  flight,  a   female  pilot  walked  up  to  me and said, “We have something in common.” I responded “What would that be?” She said, “We have the same fiancé and look even the same engagement rings.” Definitely a PIG who has earned his snout.

I  met  what  I  thought  was  the  most  wonderful  woman  in  the  world,  so  I  decided  to  take  her  on  a   beautiful  cruise  to  the  tropics.  When  we  reached  the  first  port  of  call,  we  went  on  an  excursion  and  had   time  at  the  end  to  shop.  We  wanted  to  shop  for  different  things,  so  we  split  up  and  chose  a  meeting   spot  to  board  the  ship.  I  am  horrible  with  time  and  time  changes  so  I  asked  her  when  the  boat  was   leaving  port.  Miss  Wonderful  replied  ’Let’s  meet  here  in  two  hours.’  Which  I  did.  Actually,  the  boat  left  in   one  hour  with  Miss  Wonderful  on  it.  Yes,  I  missed  the  boat.  The  next  two  days,  the  boat  was  at  sea  and   the  next  port  was  too  difficult  to  get  to,  so  I  just  flew  back  to  Florida.  Disappointed  but  anxious  to  see   Miss  Wonderful,  I  waited  patiently  for  her  at  the  port.  When  she  walked  off  the  boat,  she  was  holding   hands  and  kissy face with….her old boyfriend Mark, who somehow boarded as me at the first port of call where I missed the boat.  She’s not wonderful , but does look wonderful snouted on my Pig Board.

DOUBLE  PIGS  SNOUTED  I was totally crushin on this guy  from  school and  wanted to go to the prom with him.  So I texted  my  BFF   (Best  Friends  Forever)  Becky  IWLYF  (I  will  love  you  forever)  if  you  ask  Dave  to  ask  me.  She  texted  back   with  HIH  (hope  it  helps)  and  IWBNI  (it  would  be  nice  if)  I  would  take  one  of  her  baby  sitting  shifts.    I barely  survived  the  babysitting but it was worth it.  Dave asked!  I could not wait – huge snaps for my friend for making it happen.  I bought the most awesome dress, rockin’ shoes, clutch, necklace with matching earrings and a new set of acrylics.  It couldn’t be more perfect.  The night before the prom Dave texted me that he could not take me because his mom was making him take his cousin who couldnt’ find a date. Come to find out it was no cousin, it was Becky!  They hooked up while I was babysitting for her. Snouts for them both and onto the Pig Board they go. Oink Oink!