What Makes a Pig?

Once upon a time, I realized that not only did I have too many PIGS in my life, so did many of my friends, friends of friends, and relatives. Some of them wanted revenge on these PIGS, and some of their methods were a bit destructive: flattening tires, replacing shampoo with Nair® (mullets were in — not good), pouring sugar in the gas tank, lacing brownies with Ex-Lax®… the list goes on and on. I needed a less destructive way to get the sweet satisfaction of revenge without the carnage. That’s why I invented the Pig Board.